soul_campaign | March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

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March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

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Look, do you feel 18?

Even if you do, looks like it'll be coffee.

I'm 17 right now so...it shouldn't be that different?

But it's like that, coffee it is. Where do you want us to meet up?

That place Death by Pastry looks kind of promising...

Then I shall meet you there!

[ooc: Handwave, action thread, anything goes?]

See you there, sweetie.

[OOC: any of those are fine! What would you prefer?]

[Sweetie...

Well, she was going to have an interesting conversation with him. She laughed a bit before heading out to the cafe]

[ooc: Would you mind it here?]

[Within a half-hour, Barney arrives at the pastry shop, ordering a latte and a cookie. He found a place near the front, where he was likely to be seen by (and with) his attractive companion.

Now the greatest task facing him will be not getting hot coffee flung in his face.]

[It wasn't long until Barney will see a teal haired girl walking around looking for a certain person.

As she does, she realized something. She doesn't even know what he looked like. Well, this was going to be difficult...

Don't mind a girl just walking around the area looking for a certain playboy...]

[He is the one in the suit (the only one, in fact!), and he's looking about expectantly for a lady. That confidence is practically an aura that surrounds him.]

[She still isn't sure but she might as well ask someone. With that, she goes up to Barry and asks him anyway]

Um, excuse me, are you the one that I'm suppose to be waiting for?

That depends. Are you supposed to be meeting someone here? Because I, too, am supposed to be meeting someone here.

[He leans back and smiles, taking in her appearance. Cute!]

[well, he voice sounded familiar so that would mean....]

Y-Yes, I am suppose to but...I think you're the person that I was talking to over the communicator. So um, it's nice to meet you, sir?

Enchante! I am, in fact, your new friend and gentleman Barney Stinson.

[He reaches forward and smoothly, through a parlor trick that's quite well performed, pulls a five dollar bill "out" of Yamagishi's ear.]

Get yourself a coffee on me, sweetheart.

[Yup, that's him, all right.]

It's nice to meet you Barney-san, I'm Fuuka Yamagis-

[Before she gets a chance to finish, she was a little surprised to him leaning closer. As she leans back a bit, she looks a bit to the left and...]

Oh, ahaha, I see! Thank you! Are you magician?

I am in fact an illusionist! Do you want to see more tricks? I have something of an affinity for fire, you know.

[He smirks devilishly.]

[She nods]

Sure, I don't mind! I never seen a lot of these tricks in person so it's kind of nice!

[He beams. Guess coffee can wait! Barney pulls a deck of cards out of his suit pocket, spreading them into a fan.]

Pick a card. Any card. Look, but don't tell me what it is. Then put it on the bottom of the deck and shuffle it.

[Once Fuuka picks and looks at the card. The King of Spades huh? She quickly puts it at the bottom and shuffle]

Um...are you going to guess which card I picked? I remember hearing about this trick once as a kid! Oh, I think my dad tried to do this once before!

Oho! You might think you've this trick before, but I assure you it will surpass your wildest...

[He reveals a card, the King of Spades indeed, and it's on fire! Marvel at his incredible illusionist abilities!

And pretend you didn't notice him burn himself just now. Ouch!]

[In which Fuuka was staring in awe for a few seconds before she panicked a bit. jagapgpa Fire!]

Barney-san are you okay? [Brb looking around and asking the waiters for a cup of water or something!]

W-Water, where is the water?

[No worries! He's just... patting out the flame, and it's like nothing happened! Ta daaaaa!]

Calm down, it's OK! Is this your card?

Yes it is but...

What about you? Aren't you hurt? [That looked like it must hurt!]

The card just caught. Really, I'm not burned... But it's really sweet of you to worry. You must have a heck of a nurturing instinct.

[She shakes her head]

I-I don't think it's nurturing really. I think it's that I worry a lot and wonder about a lot of things. I usually think of really bad situations but in the end, I try to be prepared if it does happen.

[He leans his cheek against his hand, listening so intently that his brow furrows slightly.]

Has anything bad like that ever happened before?

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