Voice: [3rd victim] APR 18 - 6:30:00

[i_am_not_eleven]

[There’s a rustle coming from the communicator and the quiet groan of someone burying their face into something.]

...sleepy....

[There’s a different, softer sigh and the sound of someone else shifting under covers.]

....mmnph...quiet....

[The bed creaks as if it is adjusting to accommodate a shift in weight.]

...come over here...it’s too early anyways.....

[That earns another groggy noise, one indicating either acceptance or that the other party is drifting back into the realm of unconsciousness anyways. Things meld into a quiet lull for a few minutes, until there is an ominous creaking of metal and a loud crash, peppered with at least two yelps. One of which is decidedly not human.]

Wh-What the...! ….SAI?!



[There’s a cheerful laugh from him.]

Good morning, Katsuragi Yako~ The bed broke, huh.

...you have the gall to say ‘good morning’ after you break my bed?

Eh? But I didn’t break it. Isn’t it because you were too excited yesterday? Turning and tossing all night~

[Yako sighs, and when she responds, her voice sounds somewhat muffled, like she’s rubbing her face.]

I always do that. Why were you even here?

To comfort you, of course!

Really. You crawled into my bed...to comfort me.

And I held you all night long~ [With special emphasis for all of you listening to this conversation on the network.]

I’ll bet you did... Still, you broke my bed. That’s not okay, Sai.

And I’m telling you that I didn’t.

It’s never broken before now.

So? There’s a first time for everything, you know.

There’s also a thing called ‘cause and effect’, you know?

[His voice is low and quiet as he chuckles.]

Of course I know.

So it’s your fault, at least a little, that my bed is busted.

Only if you’ll admit that it’s also your fault for making it my fault in the first place.

I didn’t make you do anything. We both know I can’t do something like that.

That’s what I thought too. But now I’ve been happily proven wrong. Isn’t that great, Katsuragi Yako?

...were you drinking or something last night? You’re being weird. Er...well, weirder than usual, anyways.

Nope~ I’m the same as always! [There’s a creaking as he picks himself up and begins walking closer to the communicator which has been on the entire time. A small, metallic ping of something hitting the communicator is heard before he laughs.]

Katsuragi Yako. My communicator is on.

...of course it is.

[There’s a faint whumph, not unlike someone burying their face in a pillow out of mortification. The muffled words that follow only support this impression.]

What a wonderful way to start the day.

(OOC: Yako and Sai)

Comments

[ voice; ]

[atleast80]

You left your keys in the pub, Sai. [To emphasize his point, he shakes the aforementioned keys, making quiet jangle.] I can bring them to you if you're not...busy with your companion.

[He can't really imagine Sai being interested in anyone like that, and Hyoubu wonders sometimes if his new bouncer isn't asexual, but, hey. As if he'd ever give up on the chance to annoy someone.]

[ voice; ] she hasn't fully realized the implications yet

[itaidakimasu]

Ugh, please do. I want him out of my place before I end up with even more broken furniture.

[ voice; ]

[i_am_not_eleven]

Eh? They were with you the whole time, Major?

[The most innocent voice ever.]

I didn't even notice.

[topgun_textiles]

[Where the hell do you even start with this.]

...He need a boot out the door, Yako-san?

[itaidakimasu]

{That's as good a place as any?}

...no, no. His keys are on the way, supposedly, so he'll be leaving soon enough.

[voice]

[i_am_not_eleven]

But I don't have my keys.

Audio

[mieru_mienai]

[At first Yuugi's just embarrassed at what he's hearing; surely these people didn't mean for this to be shared with everyone.

... Then he catches a name.]

Y-- Yako-san? [Buhwha, what is Takuto's girlfriend doing in this situation?!?!?]

Audio

[itaidakimasu]

Uh...yes?

{She can't quite place this voice...}

video 1/2

[ferroustigmata]

video 2/2

[ferroustigmata]

[but seriously though: wat]

[ voice; ]

[nolicenseyet]

[Eve was going to move on and just ignore this post. (This kind of thing wasn't meant to be posted on a public network!)

Except she sort of recognized one of those voices. It was the guy who said Sweepers were like dog-catchers. Out of some sort of morbid curiosity she listened to the end...and frowned.]

What was that sound?

[ voice; ]

[i_am_not_eleven]

[It's that weird kid again.]

What do you think it was?

[ voice; ]

[itaidakimasu]

Which one?

[video]

[diedforyoursins]

[well, he certainly recognizes both of those voices.]

Should I come over, Yako?

[video]

[itaidakimasu]

Nothing happened.

[voice]

[want_the_world]

Why, Yako-chan, I didn't know you had it in you.

[Yes, he only calls her that when he's amused.]

[voice]

[i_am_not_eleven]

I know, right?

[video]

[tauborn]

[WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HIS FEELINGS.]

WH-WH-WH-WHAT THE--WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! WHO ARE YOU AND WHY WERE YOU IN HER BED!!!

[Should he be angry? Horrified? Shocked? ALL OF THE ABOVE.]

[video]

[itaidakimasu]

{FUCK.

WHY IS EVERYBODY SHE KNOWS AWAKE AT 6AM.}

Okay, first things first, nothing happened.

[Video]

[shiromadoushi]

...Need some help?

[[Not that he has had luck with his own annoying intruder, but at least the Ring's Voice never wound up in his bed...]]

...Or ice cream later?

[Video]

[itaidakimasu]

The first isn't the best idea right now, but the second sounds great.

1/2

[malandragem]

...really?

Re: 1/2

[malandragem]

[So distastefully-]

You realize there are children here, yes?

[text]

[cardfortress]

Do you need to take the day off, Miss Yako?

[He doesn't really care either way, but he isn't going to miss this opportunity to tease her. Ah, the dangers of being bored.]

[text]

[itaidakimasu]

No.

No, I'm fine. I can deal with the bed later.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

I suppose it makes sense to practice with someone first before taking that step with your significant other.

[Audio]

[itaidakimasu]

Ryuzaki-san!

[voice / private]

[feelsgoodinyou]

Looks like you got yourself a real friend there. [There's a soft clinking of glass in the background followed by the soft sound of somebody drinking and setting the glass back down somewhere.]

[voice / private]

[itaidakimasu]

You have no idea.

[Voice]

[takeapotatochip]

[Granted he doesn't know Yako very well yet, but he's more familiar with the feeling than he'd like of regaining consciousness beside someone unwanted]

I had to hire someone to change my locks recently. If you like, I can pass along their information to you. It sounds like having your door fitted for a better one might not be ill-advised.

[Private Voice]

[itaidakimasu]

Thank you for your thoughtfulness, but...well, better locks won't really work with him.

Video (later on)

[draculabackwards]

Yako? Do you require assistance?

Video

[itaidakimasu]

No, Alucard-san. I'm okay.

{Sai is gone, but her smile is still a bit strained from her tiff with Takuto.}

Voice forever

[anpan_tan]

Huh...Sai? From the World's End? And Miss...

I'm glad you enjoyed the night together while others worked their guts out for keeping the city safe...

[Yamazaki is sleepy and grumpy.]

[voice]

[i_am_not_eleven]

Someone woke up from the wrong side of the bed today~

[The wrong side of a very cold and lonely bed?]