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soul_campaign2012-12-21 11:47 pm
i_am_not_eleven) wrote in soul_campaign2012-12-21 11:47 pm
Voice: [3rd victim] APR 18 - 6:30:00
[There’s a rustle coming from the communicator and the quiet groan of someone burying their face into something.]
...sleepy....
[There’s a different, softer sigh and the sound of someone else shifting under covers.]
....mmnph...quiet....
[The bed creaks as if it is adjusting to accommodate a shift in weight.]
...come over here...it’s too early anyways.....
[That earns another groggy noise, one indicating either acceptance or that the other party is drifting back into the realm of unconsciousness anyways. Things meld into a quiet lull for a few minutes, until there is an ominous creaking of metal and a loud crash, peppered with at least two yelps. One of which is decidedly not human.]
Wh-What the...! ….SAI?!
[There’s a cheerful laugh from him.]
Good morning, Katsuragi Yako~ The bed broke, huh.
...you have the gall to say ‘good morning’ after you break my bed?
Eh? But I didn’t break it. Isn’t it because you were too excited yesterday? Turning and tossing all night~
[Yako sighs, and when she responds, her voice sounds somewhat muffled, like she’s rubbing her face.]
I always do that. Why were you even here?
To comfort you, of course!
Really. You crawled into my bed...to comfort me.
And I held you all night long~ [With special emphasis for all of you listening to this conversation on the network.]
I’ll bet you did... Still, you broke my bed. That’s not okay, Sai.
And I’m telling you that I didn’t.
It’s never broken before now.
So? There’s a first time for everything, you know.
There’s also a thing called ‘cause and effect’, you know?
[His voice is low and quiet as he chuckles.]
Of course I know.
So it’s your fault, at least a little, that my bed is busted.
Only if you’ll admit that it’s also your fault for making it my fault in the first place.
I didn’t make you do anything. We both know I can’t do something like that.
That’s what I thought too. But now I’ve been happily proven wrong. Isn’t that great, Katsuragi Yako?
...were you drinking or something last night? You’re being weird. Er...well, weirder than usual, anyways.
Nope~ I’m the same as always! [There’s a creaking as he picks himself up and begins walking closer to the communicator which has been on the entire time. A small, metallic ping of something hitting the communicator is heard before he laughs.]
Katsuragi Yako. My communicator is on.
...of course it is.
[There’s a faint whumph, not unlike someone burying their face in a pillow out of mortification. The muffled words that follow only support this impression.]
What a wonderful way to start the day.
(OOC: Yako and Sai)
...sleepy....
[There’s a different, softer sigh and the sound of someone else shifting under covers.]
....mmnph...quiet....
[The bed creaks as if it is adjusting to accommodate a shift in weight.]
...come over here...it’s too early anyways.....
[That earns another groggy noise, one indicating either acceptance or that the other party is drifting back into the realm of unconsciousness anyways. Things meld into a quiet lull for a few minutes, until there is an ominous creaking of metal and a loud crash, peppered with at least two yelps. One of which is decidedly not human.]
Wh-What the...! ….SAI?!
[There’s a cheerful laugh from him.]
Good morning, Katsuragi Yako~ The bed broke, huh.
...you have the gall to say ‘good morning’ after you break my bed?
Eh? But I didn’t break it. Isn’t it because you were too excited yesterday? Turning and tossing all night~
[Yako sighs, and when she responds, her voice sounds somewhat muffled, like she’s rubbing her face.]
I always do that. Why were you even here?
To comfort you, of course!
Really. You crawled into my bed...to comfort me.
And I held you all night long~ [With special emphasis for all of you listening to this conversation on the network.]
I’ll bet you did... Still, you broke my bed. That’s not okay, Sai.
And I’m telling you that I didn’t.
It’s never broken before now.
So? There’s a first time for everything, you know.
There’s also a thing called ‘cause and effect’, you know?
[His voice is low and quiet as he chuckles.]
Of course I know.
So it’s your fault, at least a little, that my bed is busted.
Only if you’ll admit that it’s also your fault for making it my fault in the first place.
I didn’t make you do anything. We both know I can’t do something like that.
That’s what I thought too. But now I’ve been happily proven wrong. Isn’t that great, Katsuragi Yako?
...were you drinking or something last night? You’re being weird. Er...well, weirder than usual, anyways.
Nope~ I’m the same as always! [There’s a creaking as he picks himself up and begins walking closer to the communicator which has been on the entire time. A small, metallic ping of something hitting the communicator is heard before he laughs.]
Katsuragi Yako. My communicator is on.
...of course it is.
[There’s a faint whumph, not unlike someone burying their face in a pillow out of mortification. The muffled words that follow only support this impression.]
What a wonderful way to start the day.
(OOC: Yako and Sai)
[Private Voice]
Right...I'll talk to him, then. Thank you.
[His mind is still reeling at the realization that he is (most likely) sharing the city with all of his greatest enemies at once. If he moves correctly, it could be perfect...]
In the meantime, would you mind if I asked a favor when you have a chance?