soul_campaign | Text || May 14

Last few days were so much fun. Black Mesa is back in business. For those who don’t know what Black Mesa is, it's a House Call Technician business, and we fix computers, broadcasting and wireless systems, business equipment and security systems. If anyone is interested or just wants a job, call me maybe.

[ PRIVATE TO: BLACK MESA EMPLOYEES ]
We are going put up cameras all over the city. More, at least. Ones that will actually capture when few people are being kidnapped on the streets after being chloroformed. The Detective Agency will supervise this since it’s for them.

[ PRIVATE TO: DUO ]
I have a proposal. Not marriage, but close.

[ PRIVATE TO: NEAR and MELLO ]
Thanks for breaking into my place, setting off the alarm and starting the program to erase everything I had in my three computers. That was really awesome and completely necessary. Near, we are also ready to start setting up the cameras. Whenever you are ready.

[ PRIVATE TO: SOLLUX ]
Hey, let’s go on a mission tomorrow or the day after?

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That's bullshit and you know it. And it was also cruel. Bad enough I went through nicotine withdrawal and am pissing blood, I now have to deal with this. [ he is not pissing blood. But let him dramatize ]

Roger.

Edited 2013-03-27 21:00 (UTC)

Don't be so dramatic, now you can do it all over again even better than you did before.

If there is still a significant amount of blood in your urine, then you should go to the clinic. Do you need one of us to hold your hand as the doctors examine you?

You have no idea how much time I spent on those.

And thanks but nah. I think me and the giant robot whom you won't be meeting, can go together.

Edited 2013-03-28 00:03 (UTC)

I can make an educated guess.

[Okay, that's not fair at all. GOD DAMNIT, MATT, DON'T DO THIS TO HIM.]

That's impossible. He's too big to get into the clinic.

[ YOU STARTED ]

He can stay outside by the window, it's okay.

Edited 2013-03-28 00:42 (UTC)

[SO NOT FAIR]

But he can't hold your hand.

[Can he?]

[ IT'S NOT FAIR THAT MATT'S GAMES GOT DELETED EITHER, BUT HEY - LIFE'S LIFE, RIGHT ]

Yes he can, Near.

Yes.

He can.

[SHOULD'VE MADE A BACK-UP, MATT, GOD DAMNIT]

Do you speak from experience? I wasn't aware you went around holding hands with giant robots.

[That's Near's division, you bastard.]

[ HE NEVER THOUGHT HIS BEST FRIEND AND HIS BEST-FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND WOULD BREAK INTO HIS APARTMENT, OK? ]

I make exception for very cool robots who are my employees. [ no, they never held hands ~~sadly~~. ]

Edited 2013-03-28 01:00 (UTC)

[Shit happens, Matt, gotta make sure you're ready for it. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!]

Right.

[He will never forgive you if you don't introduce him to Bumblebee. Ever.]

Clearly, the only reason I haven't seen you do such a thing on camera is that you only do it in the privacy of whichever building he can actually get into.

[He is always watching, Matt. Always.]

Then you already know that I'll be putting up security systems in his warehouse/apartment.

[ c: ]

[Oh no you did not.]

Of course.

[He hates you. So much.]

[This is Near.

This is Near glaring at his communicator.

This is Near not replying to Matt's great work of art because he's too busy glaring and being an envious brat.]

[ And this is Matt feeling pretty good about himself ]

Just sharing (=

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