soul_campaign | March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

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March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

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T-That's...!

That's not what I meant at all! There should be another way to get a weapon! You can try asking instead of...this?

I'm not just looking for a Weapon, as it happens.

I don't get it. I actually had pretty good luck with this sort of stunt back home.

[...now she has to wonder what kind of world he was from]

I'm not sure what kind of world you're from but it seems like it is different here in Death City. Perhaps they're just not use to something this um...[How would she describe it?] blunt? Perhaps forward would be a better answer.

Edited 2012-08-29 16:54 (UTC)

Typically my advances were better received. I mean, some drinks got splashed in my face, but I attained pretty decent averages.

...

Then I suppose Death City just had some standards that aren't like yours from your world? At least, that's what I think?

Yeah! By this point, I'd kind of gathered as much.

Hm...well since this doesn't work, perhaps you can try to be more subtler? You can try to give a girl a present that doesn't have any alcohol?

[Let's see...what did Minato do that make her fall for him?]

I apologize, I'm afraid I'm not sure how to help you with this.

You know what, it's OK, watching you try is kind of painful.

It's sweet, though.

I never had any real experience with dating and I don't really know how to flirt with any other guys either.

I'm not really what you're suppose to do.

I've had a lot of experience. Care for a few pointers?

Uh...sure?

I don't think it would hurt to know?

What say we talk over drinks? It's a lot to discuss over the networks.

...

As long as they're non alcoholic, I can't handle those kind of drinks.

Sure thing, coffee works just as well!

...Does alcohol just not agree with you, or are you not legal yet?

Quietly honestly, I'm not sure.

I'm 17 but...I use to be 18 here? How would you explain that?

Seriously? You'd better not be telling me that girls can age backwards here.

Oh, no! I don't mean it like that!

I meant that I was here when it was my birthday but...now that I'm not...

Look, do you feel 18?

Even if you do, looks like it'll be coffee.

I'm 17 right now so...it shouldn't be that different?

But it's like that, coffee it is. Where do you want us to meet up?

That place Death by Pastry looks kind of promising...

Then I shall meet you there!

[ooc: Handwave, action thread, anything goes?]

See you there, sweetie.

[OOC: any of those are fine! What would you prefer?]

[Sweetie...

Well, she was going to have an interesting conversation with him. She laughed a bit before heading out to the cafe]

[ooc: Would you mind it here?]

[Within a half-hour, Barney arrives at the pastry shop, ordering a latte and a cookie. He found a place near the front, where he was likely to be seen by (and with) his attractive companion.

Now the greatest task facing him will be not getting hot coffee flung in his face.]

[It wasn't long until Barney will see a teal haired girl walking around looking for a certain person.

As she does, she realized something. She doesn't even know what he looked like. Well, this was going to be difficult...

Don't mind a girl just walking around the area looking for a certain playboy...]

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