003 ☠ Goldeye

[overkrill]

so yo two things
one does anymoby know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
there any weapons out there that are anyfin like a 2x3dent
shell ill ebben try anyfin like a staff at this point
missions aint gonna finish themshellves and money aint appearin outta nowhere
fuck we dont ebben need to be partners
just gotta be willing to krill shit with me for a whale
any takers


so yo two things
one, does anybody know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
are there any weapons out there anything like a two-by-three-dent
hell I'll even try anything like a staff at this point
missions ain't gonna finish themselves and money ain't appreain' outta nowhere
fuck, we don't even need to be partners
just gotta be willing to kill shit with me for a while
any takers?

Comments

[lezard_valeth]

[Aquatic puns, hm? How whimsical!]

Alas, my form does not match that of a staff or said two-x-three-dent, but I do believe we can make a compromise...

[overkrill]

[Oh yeah, Meenah's all about the whimsy. Only, you know, not really. She is way too searious about those puns tbh.]

well i guess that depends on what kinda weapon you are dont it

[lezard_valeth]

That would, wouldn't it?

I am a spellbook. What I am capable of depends very much upon the soul of my Meister, however.

[overkrill]

a spellbook
like with chantin and all that jazz
or what do you mean

[lezard_valeth]

Ah, but I do all the chanting. The Meister is the one who directs the magic to do as they will. Should you require your staff, I would suppose you could shape one should the conditions be favorable.

Hmm... now, wouldn't that be interesting?

[overkrill]

well that sounds kinda workable
we might hafta try this carp out before we go fighting anyfin
dont wanna go out and DI--E like a suckafish

[lezard_valeth]

However you wish to proceed. I've a mind to seek multiple Meisters to boost my Kishin Egg Soul numbers.

Of course, should you find something more suitable, I will not be offended in the slightest.

[overkrill]

hey i cant say i blame ya
the more souls the stronger you get right


and hey nomoby said i couldnt go on more than just one mission

[lezard_valeth]

Certainly, but far be it from me to influence your decision based on weapon type, so long as the Kishin Eggs meet utter annihilation and things are done.

[overkrill]

nah you aint doin nofin like that
bereef me if i didnt wanna do it then i wouldnt
simple as that