003 ☠ Goldeye

[overkrill]

so yo two things
one does anymoby know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
there any weapons out there that are anyfin like a 2x3dent
shell ill ebben try anyfin like a staff at this point
missions aint gonna finish themshellves and money aint appearin outta nowhere
fuck we dont ebben need to be partners
just gotta be willing to krill shit with me for a whale
any takers


so yo two things
one, does anybody know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
are there any weapons out there anything like a two-by-three-dent
hell I'll even try anything like a staff at this point
missions ain't gonna finish themselves and money ain't appreain' outta nowhere
fuck, we don't even need to be partners
just gotta be willing to kill shit with me for a while
any takers?

Comments

[lezard_valeth]

[Aquatic puns, hm? How whimsical!]

Alas, my form does not match that of a staff or said two-x-three-dent, but I do believe we can make a compromise...

[overkrill]

[Oh yeah, Meenah's all about the whimsy. Only, you know, not really. She is way too searious about those puns tbh.]

well i guess that depends on what kinda weapon you are dont it

[lezard_valeth]

That would, wouldn't it?

I am a spellbook. What I am capable of depends very much upon the soul of my Meister, however.

[overkrill]

a spellbook
like with chantin and all that jazz
or what do you mean

[voice]

[thelongestword]

I know the first, but I don't know who the other one is. [This is what you get for making fun of him and that cat that isn't technically his, Saleh.]

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

The first guy sounds familiar, de arimasu. I think I know him, but I'm not sure, de arimasu. [He's the shoplifter, Keroro. How could you forget him when you have a picture of him up behind the counter?]

The second one is that assassin from a few days ago, right, de arimasu? I don't think I know his name though, de arimasu.

[text]

[overkrill]

[People she wants to hurt being jerks to other people- always works out in Meenah's favor, awww yeah.]

he got a name
an address
anyfin helps

[text]

[overkrill]

if you remember who the first guy is
you let minnow okay

assassin
that toolbox
oh boy this otter be fun

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

I'll go on a mission with you if all you want to do is kill a bunch of shit. Fucking boring around here.

[text]

[consider8]

Whale! Some8ody has 8een 8ouysy. :::;)

[lezard_valeth]

Ah, but I do all the chanting. The Meister is the one who directs the magic to do as they will. Should you require your staff, I would suppose you could shape one should the conditions be favorable.

Hmm... now, wouldn't that be interesting?

[video]

[overkrill]

Y--ES
S)(--ELL Y--ES
FINALLY somemoby who aint all
O)( NO VIOL--ENC--E
i mean glubbin fuck are we all here to fight a war or aint we

[text]

[overkrill]

not as buoysy as id like to be
you know
severe lack of krilling things and all that

[overkrill]

well that sounds kinda workable
we might hafta try this carp out before we go fighting anyfin
dont wanna go out and DI--E like a suckafish

[text]

[consider8]

Yes, I see! And the two that you are after seem to 8e especially deserving of a well-needed comeuppance.
Of course you would not think of doing anything that would 8e potentially dangerous.
Especially in light of our present mortality.
As much as I hate 8eing the voice of caution here, I would hate to have something terri8le happen to you.

[voice]

[thelongestword]

Saleh. I think you can find the address in any of the registries once you know the name.

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

I'll be sure to do that, de arimasu. [...minnow?]

What are you going to do, de arimasu?

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

Pretty sure I'm one of the only ones left that fucking loves violence! Most of these assholes just want to sit around and wait for the damn war to be over!

[Now he's just itching to let the blood fly!]

I have no idea what the hell a dent or whatever it is happens to be, but I'm a giant double-edged sword. That work for ya?

[voice]

[overkrill]

P--ERC)(FECT
thanks whoebber you are
want i should poke the sucker for you a few times

[text]

[overkrill]

good

whats it SOUND like im gonna do
im gonna mess them suckas up

[video]

[overkrill]

well hows it supposed to be OVER if they wont DO ANYFIN ABOAT IT

double edged sword huh
whats that like
a blade on each end and a handle in the middle
or just a big fuckin sword

[text]

[overkrill]

yeah well
they kinda brought it on themshellves
no one messes with my team but M--E coddammit

and sheesh what the shell am i supposed to do
just let these bottomfeeders get away with this carp
S)(--ELL NO

[text]

[00110010_00110011]

am not offensiive weapon
but
have been meaniing to talk to you
suppose thiis iis as good a chance as any

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

Blade on each end and handle in the middle. Double-bladed. Big fucking sword. All the same. You can call it whatever the fuck you want.

[video]

[overkrill]

[Meenah turns on her mirror and the first thing he sees is that grinning mouthful of teeth.]

Shell yes, I can fuckin' work with that!