003 ☠ Goldeye

[overkrill]

so yo two things
one does anymoby know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
there any weapons out there that are anyfin like a 2x3dent
shell ill ebben try anyfin like a staff at this point
missions aint gonna finish themshellves and money aint appearin outta nowhere
fuck we dont ebben need to be partners
just gotta be willing to krill shit with me for a whale
any takers


so yo two things
one, does anybody know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
are there any weapons out there anything like a two-by-three-dent
hell I'll even try anything like a staff at this point
missions ain't gonna finish themselves and money ain't appreain' outta nowhere
fuck, we don't even need to be partners
just gotta be willing to kill shit with me for a while
any takers?

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[overkrill]

not as buoysy as id like to be
you know
severe lack of krilling things and all that

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[consider8]

Yes, I see! And the two that you are after seem to 8e especially deserving of a well-needed comeuppance.
Of course you would not think of doing anything that would 8e potentially dangerous.
Especially in light of our present mortality.
As much as I hate 8eing the voice of caution here, I would hate to have something terri8le happen to you.

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[overkrill]

yeah well
they kinda brought it on themshellves
no one messes with my team but M--E coddammit

and sheesh what the shell am i supposed to do
just let these bottomfeeders get away with this carp
S)(--ELL NO

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[consider8]

Oh, shore. I know that. It would 8e foolish of me not to allow you to go on a royal tear and terrorize these poor dum8asses for their folly.

I was just hoping that you might conchsider letting the police force handle it. After all, they seem plenty capa8u88le.

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[overkrill]

damn right it would

serket are you fucking searious no they dont

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[consider8]

Oh????????

What makes you think that?

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[overkrill]

well it aint like they caught the sucker yet now is it

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[consider8]

That's true. It has 8een more than a while since that warning appeared.

Perhaps they are missing something?

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[overkrill]

what you mean besides the ability to use their thinkpans properly

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[consider8]

Yes! Like a certain a8dicated princess!

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[overkrill]

oh no you didnt

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[consider8]

I think I just did.

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[overkrill]

you might be a light player but youre pushin your luck serket

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[consider8]

And why not? It's a gr8 idea!

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[overkrill]

no it aint

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[consider8]

Yes, it is! You just haven't thought it through yet!!!!!!!!

You've 8een implying in your not-so-su8tle way that you yourself possess the skills to take on these interlopers. And while I have no dou8t that is the case, who knows how long that will take or what these people are truly capa8le of. It could be hours, of course, 8ut it could also take weeks or months depending on whether or not they decide to get hogtied in some shack somewhere again! And while you're working on that, the police would 8e a8le to provide you with something I know you will aperchiate.

An hourly wage.

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[overkrill]

no i meant you was pushin your luck with that fuckin saucy attitude

and i aint lettin nomoby pay me just so they can tell me who i aint allowed to show my stabs

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[consider8]

I already do that to you for free.
And I know you wouldn't listen either way, it has never stopped you befoar..

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[overkrill]

serkeeeeeeeet
pushing it again

well duh but here someone might actshoally tell me id get in trouble for it

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[consider8]

........
You used 8 e's. ::::)

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[overkrill]

thats beside the point serket

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[consider8]

Whale, er... well, I was just trying to stop 8eing saucy!!!!!!!!

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[overkrill]

no you werent

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[consider8]

Yes, I was!

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[overkrill]

you shore aboat that
might wanna doublecheck that sass serket