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003 ☠ Goldeye

so yo two things
one does anymoby know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
there any weapons out there that are anyfin like a 2x3dent
shell ill ebben try anyfin like a staff at this point
missions aint gonna finish themshellves and money aint appearin outta nowhere
fuck we dont ebben need to be partners
just gotta be willing to krill shit with me for a whale
any takers

so yo two things
one, does anybody know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
are there any weapons out there anything like a two-by-three-dent
hell I'll even try anything like a staff at this point
missions ain't gonna finish themselves and money ain't appreain' outta nowhere
fuck, we don't even need to be partners
just gotta be willing to kill shit with me for a while
any takers?

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am not offensiive weapon
but
have been meaniing to talk to you
suppose thiis iis as good a chance as any

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nah
youre making too much sense to be that captor

and you aint the mouthy one from befoar either
so
who the shell are you

[She has an idea, of course, because there's only three trolls you could be, and she's already eliminated the other two candidates. But... it doesn't make any sense.]

[He's the one typing very slowly and carefully because of nervousness.]

am called psii

suspect you knew that

what
whats captor you know liike??

psii huh

[It's sounding more and more like she's right.]

the captor i know is a complete spaz who hates my guts
and id say the feelings mutual but the guys just too much of a sad sack to reely hate

[Other Captor is him, in way Meenah is her, same but different. Psii's curiosity is stronger than his apprehension for now.]

why??

have talked to descendant
but dont know anythiing about captor from your iiteratiion of uniiverse

[Oh. Awkward. How do you tell someone the version of them you know is brain-damaged from protecting all his friends?

Easy, avoid the question.]

why what

youre gonna have to be more specific

why does he hate you??
and whats wrong wiith hiim??

[Because being too pathetic to hate really does sound sad.]

am not goiing to be angry wiith you for answeriing questiions
wouldnt ask iif diidnt want to know

like i CAR--E if you get mad at me or somefin

and look i dunno why he has a problem with me but he does
and whats WRONG with him is that hes fucking pan damaged
like literally
the idiot fucked himself up doing SOM--EFIN

[Other self is glitchy, too? Psii wishes could meet him.]

diidnt know why you were evadiing questiion!!
was only tryiing to address possiible concern

[All of this is meowbeasthoofing around real reason for contacting her, and Psii has feeling would be better to get over with. He flips to private.]

you know about your other self
dont you??

[No you don't Psii. It's a sad state to be in, even for a Captor.]

dont reely matter
just thought i should point that out

and course i know about )(ER
that beach is fucking GLORIOUS

[He was afraid she'd say something like that, but isn't prepared for how anger is suddenly stronger than fear.]

wrong

[You can't convince Meenah otherwise, Psii.]

pretty shore im right

=no=

was =her= playthiing for hundreds of sweeps
no more than slave
forced to use powers to fiind new worlds for =her= to kiill

dont know iif you thiink you know what helmsman iis
doesnt matter
you dont

became more shiip than troll
almost lost self
sometiimes
wiished =could=

=thats= how =she= treated those =she= deciided belonged to =her=
not as trolls
not even as sentiient
as =thiings= to break at =her= whiim

wow
you mad tho dude

[Meenah no. Meenah stop.]

look i get that she aint your favorite troll
but sometides a beach has to do what a beach has to do
and sometimes what she has to do is become the BADD--EST B--EAC)( of em all in order to G--ET S)(IT DON--E

[And frankly, she doesn't appreciate hearing her alt-self being talked about that way.]

besides
she kept you alive, aint she
thats moray than anyone your caste woulda got as i understand it
maybe it was her way of bein nice

oh yes loved liife of serviitude so much couldnt possiibly get enough of iit
how =niice= of her to extend iindefiiniitely
how fuckiing generous
am sure iif could ask miilliions of conquered would hear nothiing but gratiitude and how honored were that she =deiigned= to notiice them enough to kiill them

thought aranea wouldnt be friiends wiith spoiiled arrogant wiiggler
was obviiously wrong

and im shore your descendant loved being able to ACTS)(OALLY SURVIVE the stupid game
so you know what
bitch all you want but SOMEMOBY had to do somefin to make shore those idiot wouldnt suck as bad as our group did
and it S)(ORE wasnt gonna be the buncha wimps you all turned into

but O)( what a SURPRISE
ANOT)(ER captor who cant get his head far enough outta his nook to sea that the universe aint all aboat )(IM

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