003 ☠ Goldeye

[overkrill]

so yo two things
one does anymoby know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
there any weapons out there that are anyfin like a 2x3dent
shell ill ebben try anyfin like a staff at this point
missions aint gonna finish themshellves and money aint appearin outta nowhere
fuck we dont ebben need to be partners
just gotta be willing to krill shit with me for a whale
any takers


so yo two things
one, does anybody know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
are there any weapons out there anything like a two-by-three-dent
hell I'll even try anything like a staff at this point
missions ain't gonna finish themselves and money ain't appreain' outta nowhere
fuck, we don't even need to be partners
just gotta be willing to kill shit with me for a while
any takers?

Comments

[heretic_hamlet]

['blondie?' That's a new one.]

At but a moment's notice. Have you already a mission in mind?

[overkrill]

[She'll probably call you that even after she learns your name bro, she's terrible with 'em.]

nah, not reely
but ill bet we could find a good one no problem

[heretic_hamlet]

[Thankfully he's experienced in dealing with royalty; he knows better than to call her 'Fishy.']

I ought to have a look, then. Though I doubt a healing presence would be fit to any one mission more than another.

[overkrill]

[Smart man, Ramza.]

healing huh
is that your weapon ability

[heretic_hamlet]

[Smart enough to know his audience, it seems.]

Secondary to stabbing, of course. It is a polearm after all; merely one that preserves the wielder and her allies.

[overkrill]

[So it would appear, yes.]

oh good
stabbins always a good thing to actshoally be able to do
you got any kinda missions you DONT wanna do

[heretic_hamlet]

Last I had seen of it nothing had caught my eye.

Regardless I suppose one mustn't be too choosy; I would think they all must be done sooner or later.

I could have another look right now, if you'd wish...?

[overkrill]

yeah shore thing
the schooner i get started on all this mission stuff the betta

[heretic_hamlet]

[After a short while spent walking, the feed opens up again.]

Alright, I'm before the handbills now.

[He goes from one posting to another, muttering abbreviated descriptions.]

'Giant slug-like creatures'...
'Elephant sized beasts,' interrupting local traders...
'Insects as large as a vehicle,' a warning about spitting acid...

Really, they differ only in the quarry and the bounty. There are calls to investigation as well, but I gather it's not the sort of work you have in mind.

[overkrill]

which one pays the most
well start there and maybe work our way down

[heretic_hamlet]

Ah... of the one-star missions, there are reports of giant maggots... and then of lizard-like creatures in aquatic caves. They pay two thousand apiece.

The slugs pay fifteen hundred, and a similar price is placed on some 'troll-like' fiends.

[overkrill]

oh man an underwater mission
sign us up blondie they practically wrote my name on it

[heretic_hamlet]

Very well; I've marked us down for the task, to be undertaken on the twenty-second. A day's practice ought to be enough if you're versed in the use of polearms.

[overkrill]

sounds good to me
and yeah it shouldnt take me too long to figure it out
gonna be weird not bein able to stab with both ends but ill figure it out