003 ☠ Goldeye

[overkrill]

so yo two things
one does anymoby know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
there any weapons out there that are anyfin like a 2x3dent
shell ill ebben try anyfin like a staff at this point
missions aint gonna finish themshellves and money aint appearin outta nowhere
fuck we dont ebben need to be partners
just gotta be willing to krill shit with me for a whale
any takers


so yo two things
one, does anybody know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
are there any weapons out there anything like a two-by-three-dent
hell I'll even try anything like a staff at this point
missions ain't gonna finish themselves and money ain't appreain' outta nowhere
fuck, we don't even need to be partners
just gotta be willing to kill shit with me for a while
any takers?

Comments

[seadweller]

W)(ale I've been t)(inking..
And maybe we s)(ould try!
W)(at do you say? 380

[overkrill]

what seariously

[seadweller]

S--EARIOUSLY!

I t)(ink I need to give you anotter c)(ance, we are bot)( )(eiresses after all, we s)(ould work toget)(er!
Plus, nobody knows )(ow to wield a ROYAL TRID-ENT as well as us.
So w)(at do you say? 38o

[overkrill]

huh


well
it cant hurt i guess

[Presuming she can hold down the 'urge to krill' feelings that come up when faced with another heiress.]

[seadweller]

[She tried working with Eridan of all people, Meenah even you will be so much better than that, Feferi isn't worried.]

I'm s)(ore!

[overkrill]

[Look dude, not gonna lie, she miiiiight try and murder you.]

yeah shore
guess its worth a shot

[seadweller]

[Still perfectly oblivious over here]

GR---EAT!

[overkrill]

[Welp.]

yeah yeah
when do you wanna try this

[seadweller]

)(mm.
It can't be tomorrow, but i don't )(ave anyfin planned for t)(e days after t)(at, or even tonig)(t.
Pick a day! 38o

[overkrill]

i think i got a mission the day after tomorrow
what aboat the day after that

[seadweller]

T)(at sounds fine to me. 38)

[overkrill]

alright guppy you got it
just dont whine aboat having to do a little krillin if it comes down to it

[seadweller]

I won't, but only if we )(AV-E TO!

[overkrill]

yo gurl
were in a WAR here
pretty shore were gonna have to

[seadweller]

And t)(at's okay!
I am saying no to krilling t)(ings t)(at AR-EN'T going to attack us t)(oug)(.

[overkrill]

fine fine
i GU--ESS thats okay

[seadweller]

GR---EAT!!
Let's s)(ow t)(is city )(ow cool )(eiresses can be!!

[overkrill]

oh please
if they aint know that already they aint gonna learn it now
but shell
why not

[seadweller]

Some people are a little slow to get t)(ings t)(ey can't kelp it!

[overkrill]

okay i guess you got a point there