003 ☠ Goldeye

[overkrill]

so yo two things
one does anymoby know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
there any weapons out there that are anyfin like a 2x3dent
shell ill ebben try anyfin like a staff at this point
missions aint gonna finish themshellves and money aint appearin outta nowhere
fuck we dont ebben need to be partners
just gotta be willing to krill shit with me for a whale
any takers


so yo two things
one, does anybody know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
are there any weapons out there anything like a two-by-three-dent
hell I'll even try anything like a staff at this point
missions ain't gonna finish themselves and money ain't appreain' outta nowhere
fuck, we don't even need to be partners
just gotta be willing to kill shit with me for a while
any takers?

Comments

[text]

[overkrill]

teach em a lesson myshellf first

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

And then you call the police, de arimasu?

[video]

[overkrill]

if they survive

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

....Maybe it would be better if you just called an ambulance, de arimasu.

[text]

[overkrill]

probubbly yeah

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

Actually, just call one beforehand. They need time to get there, de arimasu.

[video]

[overkrill]

oh
yeah i guess i cant just let em bleed to death huh



although

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

[Why does he have a bad feeling about this?]

What, de arimasu?

[video]

[overkrill]

[Because Meenah. Because Meenah is why.]

if he bleeds to death then technically i aint krilled him

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

If you somehow caused him to die, I'm pretty sure it counts, de arimasu.

[text]

[overkrill]

awww man
a gill just cant win in this plaice can she

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

If you're going to be a criminal it's kind of hard to win, de arimasu.

[video]

[overkrill]

im not trying to be a criminal tho
im just trying to get my payback on

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

There are more peaceful ways that you can use to destroy someone, you know.

[video]

[overkrill]

[...she's listening.]

oh yeah
like what

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

Like going after something that's important to them, de arimasu. Or use their greatest fears against them, de arimasu.

[text]

[overkrill]

yo i dunno them suckas like that
besides
im pretty shore theyre too nuts to care aboat anyfin but themshellves

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

Maybe you could go after his target, de arimasu? He's was going on about how that guy is his fated partner or something, de arimasu.

[I thought you were trying to be a responsible adult, Keroro. Why are you teaching Meenah to do things like this.]

[video]

[overkrill]

oh yeah
and who might that be

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

He just said it was someone that made him bleed, de arimasu.

[video]

[overkrill]

guess ill have to find that motherglubber too then

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

Maybe you could just ask him, de arimasu. You know...pretend to help him and then stab him in the back by taking his target, de arimasu.

[text]

[overkrill]

ooo thats good
yo
ribbitbeast
you aint too bad at this sorta thing

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

But of course, de arimasu. I am an alien invader, de arimasu. This kind of thing is practically normal for me, de arimasu. And I'm not a ribbitbeast, I'm Keroro.

[video]

[overkrill]

oh yeah
how many planets you invaded before