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003 ☠ Goldeye

so yo two things
one does anymoby know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
there any weapons out there that are anyfin like a 2x3dent
shell ill ebben try anyfin like a staff at this point
missions aint gonna finish themshellves and money aint appearin outta nowhere
fuck we dont ebben need to be partners
just gotta be willing to krill shit with me for a whale
any takers

so yo two things
one, does anybody know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
are there any weapons out there anything like a two-by-three-dent
hell I'll even try anything like a staff at this point
missions ain't gonna finish themselves and money ain't appreain' outta nowhere
fuck, we don't even need to be partners
just gotta be willing to kill shit with me for a while
any takers?

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if you remember who the first guy is
you let minnow okay

assassin
that toolbox
oh boy this otter be fun

I'll be sure to do that, de arimasu. [...minnow?]

What are you going to do, de arimasu?

good

whats it SOUND like im gonna do
im gonna mess them suckas up

...What did they do, de arimasu?

one of em messed with my friend
the other one tried to krill her
i aint inclined to let anyone do either

Don't kill anyone, okay, de arimasu?

[He can understand where she's coming from but as a responsible adult, he feels that she should keep this in mind.]

...why naut

Because you'll get in trouble if they find the body, de arimasu.

how much trouble

What do you mean how much trouble, de arimasu? Obviously the kind where you get sent to jail and never get out again, de arimasu.

huh
well thats kind of a problem

Well, if you hid the body...

[He's a responsible adult.]

well maybe
not shore i know much aboat hiding bodies though

There's nothing to it, de arimasu. Just bury them somewhere, de arimasu.

[...Not that he has any experience in this at all, of course.]

Edited 2013-01-02 05:22 (UTC)

[...sounds like a plan to her!]

i guess ill think aboat it

You do that-.....

[Wait. Did he forget he was supposed to be an upstanding citizen and all-round good role model to all small children everywhere?!]

No! Don't do that, de arimasu! Killing people is wrong, de arimasu! Hiding their bodies in your closet or dumping them in the desert and framing an innocent for the murder is even worse, de arimasu! Think about your future, de arimasu!

but what aboat everybody else
that one jerk might try and krill another sucka and then where will you be

Edited 2013-01-03 04:14 (UTC)

I would call the police, de arimasu.

but they suck yo

That may be so...

[Don't let the space-police hear you saying that, Keroro...]

But they're here to protect us, so I would still call them, de arimasu. [As soon as he had made sure there was no evidence pointing to him somehow.]

Edited 2013-01-06 05:14 (UTC)

well thats your decision i guess little croakbeast dude
aint reely my style though

Then what would you do, de arimasu?

Edited 2013-01-06 22:12 (UTC)

teach em a lesson myshellf first

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