Text || May 2

[3rdbest]

Few announcements and a question.

First, I’m Matt and I have a business called Black Mesa. It's a House Call Technician business, and we fix computers, broadcasting and wireless systems, business equipment and security system. If anyone is interested or just wants a job, call me maybe.

Second, I’m doing missions, have a nice record, and kind of want to keep going. So I’m currently looking for a Meister who would be cool with going on missions. I’m a Weapon, a Portal gun; I shoot regular bullets and also create Portals.

Third, imagine you have raw steaks. How hard it is to cook them? And how do cook them exactly?


[ PRIVATE TO: DUO ]
Duo. I hope you didn’t forget our date tonight.


[ PRIVATE TO: NEAR ]
A word, please.

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[3rdbest]

Yep.

NaCl.

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[silicomb]

y0u know y0u can make a go0d marinade out 0f honey?

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[3rdbest]

Why am I not surprised about this suggestion.

I know it's possible, but I never tasted meat and honey.

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[silicomb]

neither have i.
but it has t0 be go0d.
there can be no 0ther possibility.

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[3rdbest]

I'm not gonna cook my steaks with honey. I don't even know what am I supposed to add besides honey.

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[silicomb]

...
s0dium chloride.
anyway, why b0ther co0king them?

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[3rdbest]

Quantities, I don't know them.

Because I don't feel like eating steak tartare?

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[silicomb]

y0u're missing out.
anyway hey y0u.
hey listen.

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[3rdbest]

It's gross. We have fire, we use it, like god cavemen.

Yeah?

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[silicomb]

sup

[ someone's got the jitters. it totally isn't sollux. nope.





well, maybe it is. ]

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[3rdbest]

Sup.

Good to see you're still alive after your hot date.

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[silicomb]

dude i came 0ut of that a winner y0u have no idea.
anyway that's n0t the point.

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[3rdbest]

You don't want to brag about your exploits? Sollux Captor, I am surprised.

What's the point then?

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[silicomb]

i t0tally smo0ched her, are you jelly yet.

[ no he totally didn't. his loser nerd factor is far too high to warrant smooches of any sort. ]

the point.
the p0int is.
the goddamn p0int is your face.

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[3rdbest]

I totally believe you smooched a crazy fish queen.

You are not even looking at my face rn.
What is it, Sol?

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[silicomb]

h0w about them partnerships huh.

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[3rdbest]

[ oh. ]

Are you really that embarrass of asking like a normal person?

Yes. if that's cool with you.

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[silicomb]

hdu.
ass0ciating me with normal pe0ple.
i'm affronted.
but yeah i guess that's what i'm d0ing.
resonating with y0u isn't that bad I GUESS.

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[3rdbest]

Too much to ask for, I guess.

Alright then. We'll be partners.
But so you know, I want to level up. Go on missions.

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[silicomb]

i kn0w.
that's why i've been uh.
doing shit.
and stuff.
i can run marginally further than i c0uld before if that helps.

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[3rdbest]

Yeah, I saw your post.
Good to know that's coming along well. Sort of.

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[silicomb]

s0rt of.
fuck melee fighters, physical activity hurts like a bitch.

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[3rdbest]

Yep. Pretty glad that I'm a weapon.

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[silicomb]

w0w fuck you.
next time we g0 on a missi0n you're walking the entire damn way.

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[3rdbest]

And I won't be able to turn then because I will be too damn tired.