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[The audio clicks on without warning, someone fiddling with Jane's device in the middle of a conversation.] Lots a people around here don't knoww how to mind their owwn fuckin' business.

How so, if you don't mind my asking? Are these things really all that inconvenient?

There's alwways the fuckin' assholes wwho wwill be followwin' ewerythin' you say in order to gather information. An' doin' priwate on ewerythin's a pain in the nook an' makes you come off as too fuckin' paranoid. Then there's certain wwastes a space wwho don't knoww the meanin' a priwate conwersations an' hack anywway but Sol can go fuck himself. [The last few words are spoken with no small amount of hate in his voice.]

[Hesitating, something finally ringing a bell, she suddenly lets out a gasp of surprise before there's the sound of a chair scraping sharply across the floor.] Oh my god, I know where I know you from! Eridan, this "Sol", you two make up Jake's sprite! Erisolsprite. [And then she realizes just what a problem that has to be because oh no. Oh hell no, two people in the same body, well hers did blow up but oh shit.]

[There's a long, LONG moment of silence that follows.] ...WWhat?

[It's shortly after Eridan responds that the device clatters loudly, cutting off anything else said by turning off. It might take a minute before either of them get the chance to reply, what with Jane dropping a DRAMUBOMBU on Eri about his future life as a miserable sprite |Db]
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[Jane is situated in her new bedroom, wearing a battered fedora and a very fetching if obviously false black curly mustache. She smiles at the screen shyly.]

Hello! I suppose it's been long enough, I should introduce myself! I'm Jane Crocker. I'm a newcomer here. I think I've finally settled in? Maybe. I've been hearing a lot of this talk about the war, and Meisters and Weapons and such, and it's all very exciting and stirring and whatnot. Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of martial experience. The thing I am most used to whipping into submission is cake batter, actually. But at least I am pretty good at that!

Anyway, my point is, I made a cake, because, well, why not?

[The screen tilts and on the kitchen table is, indeed, a very impressive chocolate cake, with two layers. When the screen agains shows her face, Jane's upper lip is a bright red and her fetching curly mustache is nowhere to be seen. Her entire face is red now, actually.]

So...yeah. And the mustache was...a joke, I guess. Um. Wow. OK, I'm going to log off now. Anyway, nice to meet all of you!
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[Some of you may be used to this beaming face being on your screens by now. Some of you may not. You are the lucky ones. But now you're exposed to it, and the owner of this face is unfortunately loud. He's cheerful, as is usual]

Good morning, everyone! I hope that all of the new arrivals are starting to get used to the city! I have spoken with some of you, but not all, and I hope to eventually meet with everyone!

I am Maito Gai, and there are two things I want to cover in this message. The first is Morning Training! By now you have heard of the war, I am certain. The best way to prepare for this is to attend Morning Training, held at the Training Grounds from six in the morning until nine! That is why it is called Morning Training. We teach partnership, basic, intermediate, and expert fighting, how to fulfill your role as a Meister or Weapon, and other things! Breakfast is provided so all should come!

We could use more teachers, if you have been here for a time and wish to help, or know things about fighting that you can teach. BREW has sent home more of the people who help and so we are... shorter than usual. I appreciate the help of anyone who teaches!

The other thing I wish to talk about is the Watch. I, along with my Meister Kakashi, am in charge of the Inner City Residential District. If you need assistance there, or something goes wrong, please do not hesitate to let me know!

Thank you for your attention and I hope that your day is splendid!

[It looks like the feed ends as he switches to private messages.]
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Jan. 31st, 2012 12:21 pm
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Seems it's still needed. Don't mind us.

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