DEMISE

[The feed begins with a pair of hands at the corners, adjusting the camera to make sure it's settled properly on the coffee table before a figure quickly moves behind the couch that fills the view. Kanji leans into the frame from above to line up what look like plush dolls in a row upon the couch cushions: A dog, a cat, a girl resembling Alice from Alice in Wonderland popping out of a weird bear mascot costume, a very fluffy chocobo and one Death the Kid. They're very elaborate.]

[Okay... here goes nothing. This was a long time coming.]

A'right, punks, listen up! I'm only gonna say this once!

I got somethin' I like to do, and I'm damn good at it. What you're lookin' at is shit I made in my spare time. I like arts n' crafts! I knit! I paint!

Now, I know what you're thinkin': Not somethin' a guy like me would do, right? Two things. One: Because I'm in a damn good mood right now, I'm gonna give you a minute to laugh your asses off. While you're doin' that, move on to number two: Go to hell.

For the rest'a you, I'll make whatever you want, even stuff from your home world. [He pointed to the chocobo for emphasis.]

Dolls, knit gloves, hats n' scarves, costumes, landscapes, portraits... uh, repairs... you ever feel like pickin' up sewing or knitting, I can teach that, too. Heheh.

[He seems to be congratulating himself when a lanky gray and white cat pounces in from off-camera to attack the Kid doll.]

What the- Hey HEY! GODDAMN CAT!

[The Meister dives for the cat who springs under the coffee table with the doll in tow. The camera's just treated to a view of his rear and legs as he struggles with the feline until the feed suddenly cuts.]

( Suddenly, private messages (over an hour later)! )