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16hitmagnum[ The night is young and the we’re in love... Or not.
Are you in love yet, Death City? No? Well, you’re in luck. Because tonight, the greatest hosts in
the world, Gin and Gura (not to be mistaken for Gintoki and Kagura from Yorozuya May Cry), are here to treat you lovely angels to a pre-Valentines chance for love and romance.
This is not a scheme to get chocolates for Valentines day. Just as this is not the Yorozuya May Cry office, badly decorated with paper hearts, lace, red plastic over all the lightbulbs, and feathers from a molting duck. That’s feathers from a fallen angel, you dumbass! Where’s your sense of romance?
Ehem... take it away, lead character. ]
What is love? [Baby don't hurt me. You might recognise that voice as belonging to Gintoki, but tonight, it is softer, strangely melodic. It is Gin. He holds a rose - plastic - to his chest as if it is something precious.] We, as hosts, have pondered this since the beginning of time. Though it is without physical form, it is sweet, and it is forgiving, providing men, women and children all over the world with joy. [Kind of the same way chocolates do. Gin then twirls, holding the rose up above his head. If this were a shoujo series, there'd be sparkles and real roses in the background.]
And tonight, as a special service to you, Death City, we, Gin and Gura, shall showcase these wonders to you personally. Even if it costs us our lives. [And suddenly, he tosses that rose over to...]
[KaGura catches that rose as she spins on her toes. She tosses her long, bishounen hair to the side and lets out a loud--] Fuu! [She raises the rose in the air.] Our time together might be short, might be fleeting, my princess, but that’s the way beautiful things are. What’s important is that we keep the memory of our meeting in our hearts. And yet-- [dramatic turning of the head to the side! It’s that 3/4ths profile that makes all hosts look good!]
-- the beauty of that moment still can’t compare to yours. [She hands that rose to you, person who’s watching this through the communicator which means that you can’t touch this obviously plastic rose.]
Should you, the lovely queens that you are, choose to grace us with your presence tonight, you need only to bring yourselves and a tribute of chocolate, so that once this night comes to a close, and you are to disappear from our sights forever, we may gaze upon your neatly wrapped sweets and remember the way your hair would smell, your fond embrace and your kindness. [And then he joins Gura in pointing at the communicator.] Just do it!
Visit us tonight as Yorozuya May Host Club! Fuu!
[ Blue font is Gintoki. Red font is KaGura..
Are you ready for love? THE LOG IS RIGHT HERE. Again, this is not a scam for Valentines Day chocolate. ]
Are you in love yet, Death City? No? Well, you’re in luck. Because tonight, the greatest hosts in
the world, Gin and Gura (not to be mistaken for Gintoki and Kagura from Yorozuya May Cry), are here to treat you lovely angels to a pre-Valentines chance for love and romance.
This is not a scheme to get chocolates for Valentines day. Just as this is not the Yorozuya May Cry office, badly decorated with paper hearts, lace, red plastic over all the lightbulbs, and feathers from a molting duck. That’s feathers from a fallen angel, you dumbass! Where’s your sense of romance?
Ehem... take it away, lead character. ]
What is love? [
And tonight, as a special service to you, Death City, we, Gin and Gura, shall showcase these wonders to you personally. Even if it costs us our lives. [And suddenly, he tosses that rose over to...]
[
-- the beauty of that moment still can’t compare to yours. [She hands that rose to you, person who’s watching this through the communicator which means that you can’t touch this obviously plastic rose.]
Should you, the lovely queens that you are, choose to grace us with your presence tonight, you need only to bring yourselves and a tribute of chocolate, so that once this night comes to a close, and you are to disappear from our sights forever, we may gaze upon your neatly wrapped sweets and remember the way your hair would smell, your fond embrace and your kindness. [And then he joins Gura in pointing at the communicator.] Just do it!
Visit us tonight as Yorozuya May Host Club! Fuu!
[ Blue font is Gin
Are you ready for love? THE LOG IS RIGHT HERE. Again, this is not a scam for Valentines Day chocolate. ]
